After the Arctic warmed,
after the polar vortex lost its way,
after -30 degree temperatures in Chicago,
after three feet of snow in one day in upstate New York,
after 121 degrees of heat and wildfires in Southern Australia,
after torrential rain in Queensland, the Alps and the Himalayas —
Punxsutawney Phil came out of his hole
and proudly proclaimed
that there is no such thing as climate change.
Punxsutawney Phil is wrong
61% of the time.
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